1. What is the weirdest thing somone has ever thrown at you?
2. What is your funniest experience with a hobo?
3. How much would you pay to have Ashman appear at your party, wedding or business function?
4. Have you ever told a little boy that he would be "cool" if he threw his sandwich at another little boy?
5. Whats the stupidest thing you've done for money?
6. If you could change the word "Daily" in the "The Daily Click" banner, what would you change it to?
7. Is stealing a loaf of bread to feed your starving family wrong?
8. Have you ever tried to create your own "ooze" similar to the one shown in teenage mutant ninja turtles and fed it to your pets to give your pet "ninja" powers?
9. Is it really obvious that I am running out of questions?
1. Some kid with a unibrow (think the geeks from Van Wilder) threw his little white anger pills at me...
2. My parents and I were going to dinner and a homeless dude came up to the car window and said to my Dad, and I quote, "*slurring* Gimme money for booze." He just drove away.
3. What kind of sick preverted freak pays himself to goto his own party, wedding or business function?
4. It was really more of a salad roll...
5. Stand in the middle of a school oval and scream at the top of my lungs "I HAVE GENITAL WARTS!"
6. [censored by nazi admin]
7. Yes... my family deserves to starve.
8. Have you been following me?
9. "I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions... and I want to have them answered IMMEDIATELY!!!!"
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
1. What is the weirdest thing somone has ever thrown at you?
Newcastle Brown Ale
2. What is your funniest experience with a hobo?
A hobo once threw Newcastle Brown Ale at me.
3. How much would you pay to have Ashman appear at your party, wedding or business function?
I'd pay him to stay away.
4. Have you ever told a little boy that he would be "cool" if he threw his sandwich at another little boy?
I encourrage children to try burning each other.
5. Whats the stupidest thing you've done for money?
What is this? A bloody dog and pony show? Get away from me.
6. If you could change the word "Daily" in the "The Daily Click" banner, what would you change it to?
Cripwackawacka
7. Is stealing a loaf of bread to feed your starving family wrong?
Yeah, I'd steal a bunch of microwave ready-meals.
8. Have you ever tried to create your own "ooze" similar to the one shown in teenage mutant ninja turtles and fed it to your pets to give your pet "ninja" powers?
I create my own "ooze" all the time, but I've never fed it to pets or believed it has any kind of mutative powers, I usually just wash it off and rinse it away.
9. Is it really obvious that I am running out of questions?
The fact you ran out of questions was one of the giveaways.
2. He saved the world from doom, noone credits him for it, noone even knows it
happened.
3. Hmmm... If Ashman wanted to be at my party, he would have to pay pretty
much for me to allow that... My birthday is saturday!
4. No, I've done much worse things than that.
5. Unlike most people, I'm not obsessed with money. The most recent odd thing I've
offered is letting Ashman come to my party. Probably not a good idea.
6. The AWESOME Click! No, wait... The AWESOME (but not as awesome as Keatonian) Click!
7. My family? Heck, we're not starving and people should steal bread for us. Why?
Because we are so awesome!
8. Never had a thing for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I'm more into the renessance
painters and sculpters they're named after.
9. Actually, that never occured to me...
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An old account of mine, recently cleared out. It's a blast to the past, the age was marked as 14 when I found it. If you know where to look, you can track me. Au revoir.
1. What is the weirdest thing somone has ever thrown at you?
I've had alot of things throw at me in my time being the regular wearing of clothing purchased from Target, but i'd say the wierdest, and possibly most painful, would be a coffee mug. Smack bang right in the middle of the head, and naturally I yelled "Fuckin facist" at the person who threw it, in true Big Lebowski style.
2. What is your funniest experience with a hobo?
I happen to come across a number of hobo's in my daily travels. I guess the funniest would be this Jamacian guy who started playing and singing regae on his guitar and this black fella... mind the term folks... walks by and the Jamacian guy waves him this hand sign and say "Respec brudda", and black guy returns the hand sign.
3. How much would you pay to have Ashman appear at your party, wedding or business function?
I'd give the bloke a case of VB and a carlton of Winnie Blues...oh and his clothes back.
4. Have you ever told a little boy that he would be "cool" if he threw his sandwich at another little boy?
Yeah, but I also told him it'd be ever cooler if he gave me the sandwich.
5. Whats the stupidest thing you've done for money?
Most of the stupid things I do for no money. In fact, I spend money to do stupid things. It's called alcohol. I went camping recently and there were all these kids rowing past in canoes in the morning. I run up to them edge of the water in a Willy Wonka top hat, with a beer in one hand and an axe in the other and yell "You kids wanna see a dead body!?"
Not my stupidest moment perhaps, but fun.
6. If you could change the word "Daily" in the "The Daily Click" banner, what would you change it to?
We should move onto bigger better things at DC. I recommend we change it to The Erotic Click.
7. Is stealing a loaf of bread to feed your starving family wrong?
No, but what if your family don't like bread, they like cigarettes.
8. Have you ever tried to create your own "ooze" similar to the one shown in teenage mutant ninja turtles and fed it to your pets to give your pet "ninja" powers?
What's this ooze you speak of? I don't like the mention of this Quote Unquote ooze and pets in the same sentence.
9. Is it really obvious that I am running out of questions?
I quite enjoyed it actually. We should do it some other time. And by It i mean...well...
MUGGUS
Come and annoy me more at
www.muggus69.tk STOUT ANGER!!!
1. What is the weirdest thing somone has ever thrown at you?
Bag of flour - Printer.(which is weirder?)
2. What is your funniest experience with a hobo?
Guy was staring at tree for 30min.
3. How much would you pay to have Ashman appear at your party, wedding or business function?
$50
4. Have you ever told a little boy that he would be "cool" if he threw his sandwich at another little boy?
Nope. Hey...stop throwing sandwiches at me.
5. Whats the stupidest thing you've done for money?
Once I fixed someone's corrupted Windows ME, then didn't charge them for it. Oh wait, that's reversed...
6. If you could change the word "Daily" in the "The Daily Click" banner, what would you change it to?
Double-
7. Is stealing a loaf of bread to feed your starving family wrong?
Depends if the person owning the bread is starving too.
8. Have you ever tried to create your own "ooze" similar to the one shown in teenage mutant ninja turtles and fed it to your pets to give your pet "ninja" powers?
Um....no.
9. Is it really obvious that I am running out of questions?
Yes.
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