Well, what's going on here? This is the Super Secret Spoiler Thread, which contains the new things I want to tell people about so much, but don't want to spoil the suspense with! Traverse through this thread at your own risk!
For protection, each new update will have a lengthy description before any pictures and be in a separate post to make it even easier to not see the spoilers. What happens is the post will have a nice anecdote unrelated to any of the actual features, then a cryptic description of the feature, then the feature name, and finally a picture of the feature!
I remember the first time I played Tops the Pig 2. Well, actually, I don't. What I do remember is the first time I beat Tops the Pig 2, because I had to so I could remake it. Man, that was some tough stuff. I mean really, there were practically impossible jumps and the Demolition Drop levels and massive bugs, it was horrible. And, I have them all on video! Whatever.
So it's always nice to be respecting the past, honoring your elders and all that. So why don't I? Well I do, but I mean, why doesn't this game do that? But it does! Look at it! There had to be some sort of manner in which it was going to respect the original game, and this is it! I mean, look at that! And everything about it is original! Except everything around him. But that's how the cookies crumble. I like cookies.
So I've never been to a cave. I've never gone spelunking because you need a cave for that. Unless oyu consider spelunking to be the act of skipping rocks on the water and making the spelunk sound. Like a certain Calvin and Hobbes. Those are some quality characters. A man and his tiger, hanging out, playing games, and not killing people. Because everyone knows that today's media has way too much of that.
Now everyone always wants more, and I want more too. I want to make more. Synthesize. Add things to this that weren't there before. This time it's in the manner of something you can do. Yes, most are but this is something you don't have to do but you could do if you wanted to and other things need not be done if you do this but you'll do other things as a result of doing this as well. Yeah, branches.