What do you think about turkeys? Do you think they exist? I personaly have my doubts. I mean, you can't just walk down the street and get a turkey. Anyone has any personal experience with turkeys? if you do please share.
My driver's ed teacher apparently saw one while we were driving through the park last night. I'm not sure I believe her. However, even though I don't think they exist in real, they sure taste good. Must be fake or something.
Pixelgeezer, what are you talking about? I've seen hundreds of photos of them, heard numerous reports and spoken to plenty of eye-witnesses - this is all a conspiracy people! The U.S. and UK governments are in collaboration and are denying all knowledge!
I once found something suspicious while eating a turkey slice. On the cover of the packaging it wrote "turkey" meat (literally with the ""). The ingredients wrote poultry meat in very small words. I'm fairly certain that it's just chicken meat made to look like turkey. (True story)
THE TURKEY IS A LIE.
Disclaimer: Any sarcasm in my posts will not be mentioned as that would ruin the purpose. It is assumed that the reader is intelligent enough to tell the difference between what is sarcasm and what is not.
I have so many wild turkeys by my house. Sometimes I'm tempted to run up behind them and pick one up and grab it, but then we all we remember the Stiller boy and exchange dark, knowing looks.
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I'm not sure I believe her. However, even though I don't think they exist in real, they sure taste good. Must be fake or something. 
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