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monkeytherat
Hero of Time Jr
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07/11/2010
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7th February, 2011 at 01:08:21 -
This is the HORRIBLE JOKE COMPETITION!!!!!! In order to compete, just post your least funny joke here. Try to make your jokes follow the TDC rules, and "This competition" does NOT count  . Anyway, have fun?
Contest ends in a few months, prize is 100 points and a trophy.
EXAPLE OF MIGHT: Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, I don't speak chicken.
 Edited by monkeytherat
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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Strife
Administrator
Der Dairy Crick
Registered
21/11/2002
Points
2305
   
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7th February, 2011 at 03:26:45 -
What happens when you throw a green brick into the Red Sea?
It gets wet.
HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
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OMC
What a goofball
Registered
21/05/2007
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3516
     
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7th February, 2011 at 03:40:23 -
I believe it would actually brownsplode.
The HAW HAW HAW made me laugh out loud, so you lose the competition.
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monkeytherat
Hero of Time Jr
Registered
07/11/2010
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1293
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7th February, 2011 at 03:44:58 -
lol, reminds me of a Chinese folk story
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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HorrendousGames
Sourpuss
Registered
31/10/2009
Points
481
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7th February, 2011 at 05:06:41 -
Whats the difference between illegal and unlawful?
One is a sick bird.
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Eat Mop
Why is it called a 'chicken coop'?
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a 'chicken sedan'.
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That Really Hot Chick
now on the Xbox Live Marketplace!
http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/Product/That-Really-Hot-Chick/66acd000-77fe-1000-9115-d80258550942
http://www.create-games.com/project.asp?view=main&id=2160
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W3R3W00F
Drum and Bass Fueled Psycho
Registered
08/11/2008
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372
 
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7th February, 2011 at 06:41:31 -
I'm still managing to laugh at all of your guys' jokes. They're so bad that they're funny.
Anyway...
Q: What did the man say to the barber?
A: "Cut my hair, please."
Q: Why did the chicken not cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was a mama chicken, and her eggs were on the same side of the road that she was on, so she didn't need to cross the road in the first place. She sat on her eggs and they hatched the next day.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"No one!"
"But that's impossible, because if no one was there, no one would've knocked."
Q: What did the man say to the psychic?
A: "Cut my hair, please."
Q: When does an elephant become upset?
A: When it gets hurt.
Okay, there's my collection of bad jokes.
EDIT: Agh, misleading text. >_>
Edited by W3R3W00F
An old and washed up once-kid
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s-m-r
Slow-Motion Riot
Registered
04/06/2006
Points
1078
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7th February, 2011 at 13:10:27 -
Q: How many pancakes can you fit in a dog house?
A: None, because snakes don't have any armpits!
(it's one of my favourites)
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OMC
What a goofball
Registered
21/05/2007
Points
3516
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7th February, 2011 at 13:19:59 -
So a rabbi, priest, and preacher walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kinda joke?"
Old.
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Hagar
Administrator
Old klik fart
Registered
20/02/2002
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1692
 
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7th February, 2011 at 14:58:02 -
Customer: "I want some deodorant"
Shopkeeper: "Ball or Aerosol?"
Customer: "No, I want it for my armpits"
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Assault Andy
Administrator
I make other people create vaporware
Registered
29/07/2002
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5686
  
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7th February, 2011 at 17:07:44 -
What do two oceans say when they meet?
Nothing, they just wave.
Creator of Faerie Solitaire:
http://www.create-games.com/download.asp?id=7792
Also creator of ZDay20 and Dungeon Dash.
http://www.Jigxor.com
http://twitter.com/JigxorAndy
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Roncho
Registered
04/01/2007
Points
107
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7th February, 2011 at 18:20:11 -
What's wrong with a family of Mexicans living in a waste container?
Answer: At least 5 families would fit in there!
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Matt Boothman
The Nissan Micra of forum members
Registered
20/09/2002
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109
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7th February, 2011 at 20:42:18 -
Hagar - you left out the Swedish accent.
Q: What cheese is made backwards?
A: eseehc.
http://soundcloud.com/normbo - Listen to my music.
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-J-
Registered
05/10/2008
Points
228
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7th February, 2011 at 21:40:03 -
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
Because he'd had a lousy summer.
What did the captain say to his men before they got on the boat?
"Men, get on the boat!"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Why did Katie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Edited by -J-
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monkeytherat
Hero of Time Jr
Registered
07/11/2010
Points
1293
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7th February, 2011 at 22:22:59 -
Originally Posted by -J-
Why did Katie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
I know this makes me a terrible person, but I lmao at that.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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Jess Bowers
Cake > Pie
Registered
09/01/2009
Points
310
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18th March, 2011 at 12:51:23 -
Q: Why should you never eat a clown?
A: They taste funny.
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Blow a little boogie into it.
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