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Don Luciano

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18th March, 2011 at 14:11:18 -

How do you open the refrigerator?
You ask a penguin to close the doors.

How do you say a funny joke to a bat?
You don't.

 
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Phredreeke

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18th March, 2011 at 14:48:18 -

What's more disgusting than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees!

 
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18th March, 2011 at 17:49:04 -

What do you call a psychic midget that just escaped from jail?





A small medium at large.

 
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Phredreeke

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18th March, 2011 at 17:53:34 -

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

It depends on how hard you throw them!

 
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18th March, 2011 at 19:36:14 -


Originally Posted by Phredreeke
What's more disgusting than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees!




 
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Jon C-B

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18th March, 2011 at 21:29:15 -

How are an eagle and mole the same?

-They both big underground, except the eagle.

 
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Jess Bowers

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19th March, 2011 at 16:26:26 -

Q: Who do two octopus taste better than one?
A: Because their octopi.

 

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19th March, 2011 at 17:35:50 -


Originally Posted by Jess Bowers
Q: Who do two octopus taste better than one?
A: Because their octopi.


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That was a good bad joke!

 
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Phredreeke

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19th March, 2011 at 22:32:47 -

Why did Dogzer cross the road?
Because Circy deleted his thread

 
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-MacAdaM-

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20th March, 2011 at 17:24:25 -

Q) What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A) Wheres my tractor?!

Q) What did the cow say to the chicken?
A) Moo!

 
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Don Luciano

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20th March, 2011 at 18:19:02 -

Q: How do you jump slap yourself in the face with a shovel while skiing inside a helicopter?

Wrong Answer: Jump and duct tape a burning chinchilla to your face and say banana!
Correct answer: throw the shovel out of the helicopter, jump out the helicopter and hit the shovel with your face!

 
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Phredreeke

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20th March, 2011 at 18:26:08 -

There was a fire in a cannibal village, and one cannibal said to the other:

The bad news is that your wife was burned to death in the fire, the good news is that dinner's ready!

 
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22nd March, 2011 at 12:37:23 -

I bought Bonnie Tylers car the other day.
Waste of money, Every now and then it falls apart

My wife just left me, taking my satellite dish and Bob Marley CD collection…
No woman, no Sky.

How much coke did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill Two and a Half Men..

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.
It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A guy goes to his doctor.
"Doctor I keep thinking I'm a horse!" he exclaims.
The doctor examines him and says
"Umm, this is a very strange condition and I think you need specialist help. I know a very good consultant but he doesn't come cheap I'm afraid."
"That's ok," replies the patient. "Money's no object. I won the Grand National last week."

What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password?
1forest1

My grandma overheard two women talking in a doctor's surgery.
After a while, one said to the other, 'Do you know, Mary, I don't feel too well. I think I'll go home.'

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?
A seizure salad...

I tried to catch some fog earlier…
…Mist.

Ok, that'll do for now.

 
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Phredreeke

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22nd March, 2011 at 15:13:07 -

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Make some more box arts damnit!
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MasterM



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23rd March, 2011 at 11:13:49 -

a baby seal walks into a club

 
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