damn muggus, the amount you must spend on beer... :S
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
I'd like to complain about the price of Guinness going up again at the pub where I work. Now it's 50p more expensive than the next most expensive beer. Bloody hell.
I want to complain about those crappy spoons you get with those frozen paddle pop bucket things, They are so god damn annoying, you try to scoop out some icecream and the spoon snaps in half sending the plastic flying directly into your eye and flinging a blob of icecream over your sholder missing the person walking behind you by about an inch, Then you try to eat the rest with a the half a crappy spoon and you cut your teeth and gums up so bad with the sharp snapped plasic cheap crappy plastic crap, So by this point you'll be blind, bleeding to death and about to be beaten by the ex pro wrestler that was walking behind you, But thats not it. Just when you think your day could get any worst you try to eat the rest of the ice cream with the quarter of a spoon you have left, So you jam it in and scoop some up, so far so good, it hasn't flung anywere or hit anyone, as you lift the spoon higher it falls off and lands on your new shoes that wrecks them and causes you to trip over rolling onto the highway, just getting missed my speeding cars you manage to get back onto the footpath. Tired of all this you take the icecream and throw it as far as you can.... then it lands on a police car... So now your in jail with no teeth, no eyes, no shoes and bruises everywere just because of a crappy plastic spoon.