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Buster
BLING COMMANDER
Registered
03/06/2002
Points
1545
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22nd February, 2004 at 06:13:49 -
Has anyone here ever seen an alien spaceship? or even better been abducted?
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Ashman
Possibly Insane 
Registered
12/06/2002
Points
3974
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22nd February, 2004 at 06:27:17 -
I was once standing in the middle of a corn field, as you do, when I saw a huge orange ball heading towards me at an incredible speed. Mesmorised, I stared at it. The basketball clocked me right in the eye. I screamed and chased after the neighbour punks that threw it at me. Of course, I was so distracted I didn't see the huge dildo shaped space ship that appeared behind me. Suddenly I heard a .wav of William Shatner saying "Beam me up Scotty" and I got beamed up into the dildo-ship. I was chained to a giant table, and a huge green alien morphed into a hot blonde chick and said "It's time for the inspection" and she took off my clothes. She said "Hello big boy" and started shining my quivering knob. Much banging followed. She then cut off my sack for experimental purposes and dropped me back in the field screaming "MY SACK!!! WHHHHYYY!?!?! TAKE ME... JUST SPARE MY SACK!!!!"
And that's my courageous story.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
"Outshined" - SoundGarden
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AndyUK
Mascot Maniac
Registered
01/08/2002
Points
14586
  
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22nd February, 2004 at 09:40:27 -
Well that about the typical abduction story
that why nobody believes these stories
coupled witht the fact that the storyteller reek of gin most of the time.
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Kris
Possibly Insane
Registered
17/05/2002
Points
2017
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22nd February, 2004 at 10:27:03 -
"I was once standing in the middle of a corn field, as you do"
haha 
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
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Knudde (Shab)
Administrator
Crazy?
Registered
31/01/2003
Points
5125
    
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22nd February, 2004 at 11:18:04 -
I've seen some strange shit in the skies before, not sure exactly what they were.
Craps, I'm an old man!
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Pete Nattress
Cheesy Bits img src/uploads/sccheesegif
Registered
23/09/2002
Points
4811
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22nd February, 2004 at 11:36:48 -
that's the most ludicrous explaination ashman has ever made up for the dog-licking-peanut-butter-off-his-balls incident. but the less said about that, the better.
www.thenatflap.co.uk
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Muggus
Possibly Insane
Registered
31/07/2002
Points
2958
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22nd February, 2004 at 19:23:56 -
Well I was standing in a field...with a huge satellite dish sticking out of my butt...and there were hundreds of cows...oh wait.
I've seen some wierd shit in the sky in my time, but those nice folks from the CIA have always managed to convince me it was nothing more than a weather balloon or Venus or a shooting star or a chemical weapon launched from Iraq coming towards my house. Never anything as interesting as you think.
MUGGUS
Come and annoy me more at
www.muggus69.tk
STOUT ANGER!!!
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Cazra
Crazy?
Registered
24/07/2002
Points
4472
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23rd February, 2004 at 07:35:06 -
well, one time, I was hired by a bunch of aliens to eat a cow alive and then summon an army of hongos(evil maneating mushrooms) to take over the sun. So I went with my hongo army and set a nova freeze detenator inside the core of the sun. Just in case the sun were about to explode while the aliens were abducting and performing experiments on humans and other Terran lifeforms, the detenator would inject a freezing plasma radiation into the core just enough to stop the super nova but not turn the sun into a giant ball of frozen helium and hydrogen. Otherwise, the sun would have exploded by now and we'd all be dead and the aliens will have no more human test subjects.
Then the aliens would just have to settle to creating an army of cloned cows.
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Nick of All Trades
Possibly Insane
Registered
03/09/2002
Points
2312
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23rd February, 2004 at 09:26:10 -
Shab: Could it have been an Aurora Arcti/ Aurora Austri or whatever the name is in latin?
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lauri
Registered
04/05/2003
Points
57
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23rd February, 2004 at 15:20:10 -
yellow snow!
make things klik.
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ChrisB
Crazy?
Registered
16/08/2002
Points
5457
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23rd February, 2004 at 17:10:54 -
You must've been pretty gullible to believe the CIA, Muggus. Everyone knows that Iraq don't have chemical weapons that fire that far - it's a chemical weapon attached to an American smart missile.
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Muggus
Possibly Insane
Registered
31/07/2002
Points
2958
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23rd February, 2004 at 19:31:03 -
They have pretty persuasive methods.
MUGGUS
Come and annoy me more at
www.muggus69.tk
STOUT ANGER!!!
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Ashman
Possibly Insane
Registered
12/06/2002
Points
3974
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24th February, 2004 at 02:29:28 -
Such as cheap hookers and plennnty of them.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
"Outshined" - SoundGarden
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