Project: Evul Kitty- Teh Awsumest Adventur Evur!
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18th October, 2007 |
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11th October, 2008 |
| Project Owner: |
 Retired Kliker Lazarus |
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OLD PREVIEW WUZ DELETEED ZOMG NO!!!  !!!!
WARNING: PREVIEW CONTAINS NAUGHTY ITEMS THAT SHOULD NOT SEEN BY YOUNG CHILDREN AND/OR BEES.
PROGRESS F***IN' UPDATED! 75%!!!!
Prepare for your testicles rise from excitement when you see the awesome power of Evul Kitty! There will be explosions! There will be violence! There will be bloodshed! But most importantly, there will be KITTY!
Join Evul Kitty on his epic quest to recover his thirty-six kittens from the clutches of his tormentors. Travel through six exciting environments and battle a multitude of different enemies and bosses, with power-ups, collectibles, and secret areas scattered through-out.
Includes:
-Six exciting environments that change through-out the game, with new secret areas to explore and new quests to complete.
-Lots o' mini-quests, including races, clown-hat finding, and even Funeral Planning!
-Several different types of baddies
-Seven bosses, each with their own fighting style!
-Many power-ups to find!
-Epic cutscenes and videos!!!
-Alternet endings!
-EPIC PLOT TWISTS!!! FIND OUT WHO'S REALLY BEHIND ALL OF THE DAILY CLICK'S EVUL!!!
-And much more!
-And...why the f*** do I have to explain this much! EVUL KITTY IS IN IT!!!
Cameo's include:
-Lazarus (yeah, I'm a narcissist)
-Phizzy (are you not excited yet?!)
-The Snow Man Evul Kitty shot!
-Kancer Klown!
-Jesus!
-And more!
SO BUY NOW!!!! Wait, no, actually, I'm not selling it. But donations will be accepted to my personal front company, "Christian Children's Fund". All proceeds go to me.
*Please note that any pictures with lame text in them will be edited. That's temporary stuff, bitches.
Here what people are already saying about this incredible f***in' game!!!
"I feel like I've been given a mind-laxative,"
-Walton Scrambly, Physicist
"ARG! My God! My eyes have been violated... And yet, somehow, I'm aroused."
-Tamby Kaldnek, possibly a pedophile
"Grawwwwww! Where are the toe nail clippers? Yeah, yeah, f*** off about your stupid game. All I cares about is the bacon."
-Uncle Marty, Part-time Uncle, full time Crime-fighter
"Ooohhh...is it...like...a kitty person or something?"
-Maria Itsleheimer, ditz with large tits
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The game itself will probably be finished in about two months. I still have four levels to finish, and then there's the alpha testing, and the nit-picking. Sooo...yeah. I'm releasing this. I want to finish something before I go to college next year, and so I picked this one out of my pile of unfinished games.
Maybe I'll finish more. Who knows? Buy me a brandy.
Current Project Status: 75% complete
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Posted 11th Oct 08, by Retired Kliker Lazarus
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Well, it's been a long time since I've done any work on the game, and, looking back at the work I did, I decided it was time for a drastic re-design. I have a new, solid engine, new graphics, and som re-designed levels; it's a bit more linear now, but there are still the many ridicules silly side quests that include getting a clown hat for a clown with cancer and finding golden crosses for Lord Jesus (TM).
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Yayee
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Posted 1st Apr 08, by Retired Kliker Lazarus
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So, I finally got MMF2. Now I'm converting the entire fuckin' game into MMF2 format, which means Parrallex and all sorts of crazy stuff. Moooooo. MOooooOoooooOooooo, sez the cow. But then the cow don't gots no head. Whyy? Why the cow, huh? Whazit done to you?
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Eh.
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Posted 4th Mar 08, by Retired Kliker Lazarus
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This isn't so much of an EK update as it is a life update.
Life sucks. As such, I've had very little time to work on EK or Elf World, so it'll be longer than I had formally anticipated before I can release this monster into the free world.
Shooting on Narnia will happen in November, so I have plenty of time, I guess.
Sometime in the Summer, I'm going on some kinda crazy roadtrip with my friends across the country, just for the hell of it. That's going to be exciting. One last hurrah before college.
I hate beets. Really, I do.
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Pending release date...
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Posted 26th Jan 08, by Retired Kliker Lazarus
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There's a good chance that I will be away from the click community for some time after May. I got a job working on Chronicles of Narnia: The Silver Chair, and I'm hella happy about that. So, it's down to Australia for me!
Anyway, EKTAEE is, again, almost complete. The last boss is finished. I never got any help on the bosses, so there's a good chance that the boss levels will suck. I'll be needing beta testers as soon as I complete the final cutscene.
Levels:
1. The Kitty Filled Fields
Boss Level- Kitty VS Lazarus in a Beaver Suit
2. The Phorest of Phear
Boss Level- Kitty VS Phizzy
3. Mine Cart Madness
Boss Level- Snowmanz
4. Deep Sea Dive
Boss Level- Daily Demon
5. The Palace of Fiah
Boss Level- (Suprise)
Final Boss Level- (Suprise II)
The game will be fairly short, so there will be no need for a save system. The game is mostly a parody anyway. I focused much more on humor than anything else, to be honest.
Also, I've begun pre-production on Evil Kitty II, which will be more gamey than this one. And my long-term pet project, Elf World, has cancer at the moment, and is going through extreme chemotheropy. As a result, the game will be much darker; the plot has changed, the graphics have been darkafied.
AND MY BIRTHDAY WAS YESTARDAY!!! WOAGHHGAHFhAFHH!
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