This is the result of two of my friends and I being turned loose on Instant Messenger at 3 in the morning. I'd post an age warning on this (14+ or so), but hell... you'd just read it anyway.
RampantMjolnir: i want your sweet sweet wetness
RampantMjolnir: on my jackhammer
Other: after getting head,
Other: that sounds so wrong.
Other: soooo wrong.
Other: its a good thing 'rampantmjolnir' doesnt look like my girlfriends sn
Other: haha
RampantMjolnir: why do you hate my head?
RampantMjolnir: does it not please you?
Other: O_o huh?
Other: wtf is this evan or some shit
RampantMjolnir: caress it... comfort it... LOVE it
Other: this is seriously not kirby
RampantMjolnir: YANGA!
Other: O_o
Other: YATTA
RampantMjolnir: i yatta tatta rattad your mom's wetness last night
Other: seriously who is this i know its not kirby
RampantMjolnir: wake up neo
RampantMjolnir: follow the pale lagamorph
Other: wtf
RampantMjolnir: waffle's too filling?
Other: you're on LSD
RampantMjolnir: level 10 endurance are achieved!
RampantMjolnir: are = aura*
Other: j00 4r3 s70n3d
RampantMjolnir: i hate rocks
RampantMjolnir: they are painful
RampantMjolnir: they sting
RampantMjolnir: like that sword that Flowdo has
Other: then sober up and identify yourself, swine!
RampantMjolnir: are you calling me fat?
Other: i'm calling you ignorant
RampantMjolnir: ouch
RampantMjolnir: that sounded personal
Other: ph33r
RampantMjolnir: for not even knowing me
Other: identify yourself!
Other: your word choice is inconsitent with otakusans
RampantMjolnir: command declined!
Other: hah you are of less technical skill than otaku!
RampantMjolnir: ph33r teh unknown
Other: a computer cannot decline a command, only report an illegal operation!
Other: ph33r m4i mu5hr00m s74mp
RampantMjolnir: i always order pizza without mushrooms
RampantMjolnir: there fungus, ya know?
Other: my mushroom is big.
RampantMjolnir: all of my fungi are more developed than yours
Other: d0 j00 ph33r t3h fun91?
Other: i k33l j00.
RampantMjolnir: including, but not limited too, athelte's foot......
Other: yawn
Other: wheres kirby
RampantMjolnir: i made him an offer he couldn't refuse
Other: and that was
RampantMjolnir: he's sleeping w/ the fishes
Other: awesome
Other: and you are?
RampantMjolnir: and what a sexy sexy tuna she is...
Other: oh my
RampantMjolnir: not a big fan of cats tho...
RampantMjolnir: mrs. tuna
Other: so you are who
Other: kirbys mom?
Other: kirbys girl?
RampantMjolnir: i believe all of the above would suffice
Other: kirbys 12 year old boy whore?
RampantMjolnir: altho you may want to add consort, lover, whore, etc
Other: interesting.
Other: and your name would be?
RampantMjolnir: not to mention excellent french chef
RampantMjolnir: my name is project 2501
RampantMjolnir: my mission
Other: *yawn*
Other: is to act just like wendy nutter!
RampantMjolnir: to protect all forms of life
RampantMjolnir: w/ your powers combined...
Other: see previous statement!
RampantMjolnir: i am the icecream man!
Other: god i know kirby from 8th grade who the hell are you
Other: and what are you doing online at 4.36 am
RampantMjolnir: well you answered the where part...
RampantMjolnir: learn your time conversions you fucktard
Other: fuck you
RampantMjolnir: cockbite
Other: GMT -10 has no daylight savings
Other: bite me, you 10pt text on a screen
RampantMjolnir: how dare you reduce me textual size representations
RampantMjolnir: puny mortal
Other: who the fuck are you
RampantMjolnir: i am
RampantMjolnir: BATMAN!
Other: -yawn-
Other: i am
RampantMjolnir: from the first movie
Other: going to sleep soon!
RampantMjolnir: not the gay other ones
RampantMjolnir: ill soon going to sleep on you!
Other: ah right bye now
RampantMjolnir: nevermind
RampantMjolnir: kekekekke
RampantMjolnir: ill be watching you my precious
Other: bish
RampantMjolnir: use the purple... well you know... tonight... it's my favorite
RampantMjolnir: the one w/ the racing strip
RampantMjolnir: stripe*
RampantMjolnir: my customers say the second video of yours is the best
Other: yawn.
Other: sleeping now.
Other: tell kirby hi when/if you see him.
One of the best MSN convo's i've ever seen was from one of my mates from uni possing on my MSN name after he crashed at place the morning after a big night.
I wish I kept the actual whole thing.
It was basically my uni mate posing as me chatting to another mate who was with us the night before, but left the pub before we did.
Basically my mate was asking me(my uni mate) what happened after he left. So i'm like well me and Burny (who is my uni mate who is posing as me on my MSN if you follow) were going to the dance floor and trying to hook up with chicks. And I end up hooking up with a 36 year single mother who was a bit of a cow.
And basically I go one from that story. Bessie her name was. We end up going back to her place for a bit of this and that. And I just happen to go into horrible detail.
And to this very day my mate who Burny had the conversation with in my behalf still thinks I hooked up and got action with a 36 year old single mother!
MUGGUS
Come and annoy me more at
www.muggus69.tk STOUT ANGER!!!
Heheh... I'd love to post some of the conversations I had over IRC, but I have this whole thing about privacy and all.
I've got thousands of logs in my old mIRC folder taken from the days when I practically controlled all the DALnet chans I was on (cept stubborn old #k&p and #teensex), but 90% of it is spam :|.
Disclaimer: Any sarcasm in my posts will not be mentioned as that would ruin the purpose. It is assumed that the reader is intelligent enough to tell the difference between what is sarcasm and what is not.
I just had this convop. weith a chick I never met and my name is Kenley...Not Luke
Here it is...
Natalie says:
hey luke
K-3-Way: like ewwwww pepsi is #1 says:
hey wuts up?
K-3-Way: like ewwwww pepsi is #1 says:
?
Natalie says:
how have u been it's been so long since
Natalie says:
well....u remember right?
Natalie says:
...
Natalie says:
u don't remember
K-3-Way: like ewwwww pepsi is #1 says:
ummm...acually.. no I don't remember
K-3-Way: like ewwwww pepsi is #1 says:
sorry
K-3-Way: like ewwwww pepsi is #1 says:
who are you?
Natalie says:
OMG!
Natalie says:
you bastard!
Natalie says:
IT'S ME NATALIE! I GAVE IT UP FOR YOU!
K-3-Way: like ewwwww pepsi is #1 says:
shit I was too drunk to remember baby!
Natalie says:
omigod
K-3-Way: like ewwwww pepsi is #1 says:
can I have yur pic...? I may help me
Natalie says:
your not luke
Natalie says:
omigod your not lukE!!!!!!!!!!
Natalie says:
OMIGOD
K-3-Way: like ewwwww pepsi is #1 says:
lmao
Natalie says:
I am SOOO sorry
K-3-Way: like ewwwww pepsi is #1 says:
ya yur right
K-3-Way: like ewwwww pepsi is #1 says:
lol
Natalie says:
omg
Natalie says:
I am SOOO sry
K-3-Way: like ewwwww pepsi is #1 says:
you added me I think
K-3-Way: like ewwwww pepsi is #1 says:
no problem
Natalie says:
omg ya I thought u were someone else
Natalie says:
I am SOO embarressed
Natalie says:
I am SOO sorry!
lol...enjoy!
"I have dreamed a dream... But now that dream is gone from me."
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