Have you ever had a cool chat with someone on MSN, or any other messenger program such as ICQ or Yahoo Massenger? Then this is the thread to post it.
I drank a lot of vodka tnoight after work, and I was looking through my logs of MSN chats, and I found this one I had about 7 months ago with some mexican guy, called MexicanGuy. He got my MSN address through the DC. And I was probably drunk then, so I decided to ridecule the guy.
It's cheap, I know, but I remember I derived a lot of fun from this. If anyone else has similar chats, then this is the place to post em.
Mexicanboy says:
hi
Mexicanboy says:
hola
Rahn Himself says:
hello?
Mexicanboy says:
sup?
Mexicanboy says:
im mexicanboy
Rahn Himself says:
cool
Mexicanboy says:
from mexico and
Mexicanboy says:
from DC
Rahn Himself says:
ok
Mexicanboy says:
do you create games?
Rahn Himself says:
yes i do, about two days a week I get free
Mexicanboy says:
a ok
Mexicanboy says:
i dont know how do games
Mexicanboy says:
ey the samurayan is cool
Rahn Himself says:
you like it?
Mexicanboy says:
yeah
Mexicanboy says:
how do yo do that graphics?
Rahn Himself says:
it's only really a spare time thing, i do games when i aint got anything else to do, i did the graphics
in windows paint
Mexicanboy says:
wow
Mexicanboy says:
mmm i have a trouble, i can put the character, i draw it but when i going to play the game my character fall. why?
Rahn Himself says:
go into the event editor and make a new event: character collides with background: stop. i remember the first time i started to use it and that happened
Mexicanboy says:
jaja thx. mm i can. do you have a plataform game
Rahn Himself says:
what program you using?
Mexicanboy says:
game factory
Rahn Himself says:
aint there any provided with that?
Mexicanboy says:
what program do you use?
Rahn Himself says:
Multimedia Fusion 1.5
Mexicanboy says:
so whit wath you provided? klik and play or what?
Rahn Himself says:
MMF
Mexicanboy says:
let me download
Rahn Himself says:
Games factory should have example games with it, and i'm sure one is a platform
Mexicanboy says:
mmm no. media fusion 1.5??
Rahn Himself says:
yes
Mexicanboy says:
or multimedia?
Rahn Himself says:
my mother has to use the toilet. her bladder is like that of a pig
Mexicanboy says:
jajaja lol
Rahn Himself says:
there is no avoiding the pain caused by her rectal emmissions
Mexicanboy says:
jajaj
Rahn Himself says:
there's no denying it's true
Mexicanboy says:
a ok. ey, Multimedia Fusion Demo (Full) 21mb, or Multimedia Fusion Demo (Light) 6mb
Rahn Himself says:
get the small one, then you might be able to download a pilgrim that can crack the program and make it work once again and restore peace to the land of Multimedia Fuison
Mexicanboy says:
do you have the crack?
Rahn Himself says:
while you do that, i'm going to have a wank. i don't have a crack, but it should be easy for you to find one
Mexicanboy says:
waht is a wank?
Rahn Himself says:
it is a british savoury dish, a wank
Mexicanboy says:
a ok
Rahn Himself says:
tastes a bit like cheese
Mexicanboy says:
ok
Rahn Himself says:
actually quite a bit like cheese
Mexicanboy says:
ey can you send me a game of you?
Rahn Himself says:
no because i have several armed soldiers preventing me from doing so, you know there's a war on?
Mexicanboy says:
yea but you can submit in internet and i going to download
Rahn Himself says:
no because the soldiers prevent me from sharing any information because it might give away the
whereabouts of our government
Mexicanboy says:
mmm ok, any way, multimedia fusion does have community like dC
Rahn Himself says:
it's good that the situation in portugal gives me enough information to prevent the world's demise in ten easy steps, don't you think?. you ever been on the clikcteam site? they have a forum with lots of examples
Mexicanboy says:
ok
Rahn Himself says:
it's good becuase they have a section about pleasing your woman
Mexicanboy says:
ey? why i cant install taht shit!
Rahn Himself says:
it worked for me, she keeps making loud screaming noises now
Mexicanboy says:
yes but i cant install, i cant type
Rahn Himself says:
I know, i can see
Mexicanboy says:
look
Rahn Himself says:
i use my fingers, it works a treat
Mexicanboy says:
dont be silly
Rahn Himself says:
what's wrong?
Mexicanboy says:
in the part of the install in the directory, i can type there
Rahn Himself says:
nice
Mexicanboy says:
mmm, how i can install??
Rahn Himself says:
what are you trying to install?
Mexicanboy says:
the multimedia fusion
Rahn Himself says:
it should install. are there any fish around?
Mexicanboy says:
what fish? i dont know
Rahn Himself says:
fish
Mexicanboy says:
but i cant install
Rahn Himself says:
they tend to disrupt the installation
Mexicanboy says:
what is fish?
Rahn Himself says:
a fish
Rahn Himself says:
swims about, in the sea. you can have them as pets
Mexicanboy says:
yes put in my Pc dont have fish
Rahn Himself says:
not inside the pc, don't be silly
Mexicanboy says:
where?
Rahn Himself says:
any fish near the pc can disrupt installing programs
Mexicanboy says:
of pets? no
Rahn Himself says:
yes. fish tanks
Mexicanboy says:
i dont have nothing of that bullshit
Rahn Himself says:
you know fish?
Mexicanboy says:
yes
Rahn Himself says:
well if you have any in fish tanks near the computer they can fuck it up
Mexicanboy says:
no i havent
Rahn Himself says:
i don't know then. guinea pigs?
Mexicanboy says:
no
Rahn Himself says:
hmmmm. hamsters?
Mexicanboy says:
i dont have a fucking pets
Rahn Himself says:
some pets can disrupt the pc. that's the only thing i can think of. usually fish or guinea pigs, but you say you dont have any pets
Mexicanboy says:
yes
Rahn Himself says:
so i don't know what could be causing it not to install... unless there are any cacti?
Mexicanboy says:
ey with the jamaica can i make games?
Rahn Himself says:
yes
Mexicanboy says:
cacti?
Rahn Himself says:
are you from canada?
Mexicanboy says:
no
Mexicanboy says:
im from mexico and i talk spanish
Rahn Himself says:
ok. i can speak a little spanish, not much though
Mexicanboy says:
a orale
Rahn Himself says:
¿está mi autorización gramar con esto? no puedo hablar a muchos de español. sé solamente algunas palabras y las frases. espero que pueda estar de ayuda a usted
Mexicanboy says:
si puedes. pero hablame de tu
Rahn Himself says:
puedo tener un ir en el español, pero su inglés es mejor que mi español. dígame si mi español es mierda
Mexicanboy says:
jajaj pues es que ustedes tienen que cambiar algunas palabras. pues un poco. por que te estas refiriendo a mi como si yo fuera un señor. a penas tengo 16 años. mira
Rahn Himself says:
¿no es usted un caballero?
Mexicanboy says:
alas personas grandes seles dice. usted o algo asi
Rahn Himself says:
¿ah usted es un muchacho?
Mexicanboy says:
si. pero a los muchachos se les dice. tu como
Yeah i did gather that... haha just have to highlight this bit because it's a classic, you can tell mexicanguy doesnt have a clue what you're on about:
Rahn Himself says:
my mother has to use the toilet. her bladder is like that of a pig
Mexicanboy says:
jajaja lol
Rahn Himself says:
there is no avoiding the pain caused by her rectal emmissions
Mexicanboy says:
jajaj
Rahn Himself says:
there's no denying it's true
Mexicanboy says:
a ok. ey, Multimedia Fusion Demo (Full) 21mb, or Multimedia Fusion Demo (Light) 6mb
Yeah, it was all cool. I've had a lot of fun in that area. I could post another few MSN conversations that were funny as shite.
I started this topic cos I was just wondering if anyone else, for example, drank 17 pints of Guinness and 5 shots of tequila one day, and had random conversations with foreign people on their MSN messngers? Or even if they were sober?
Well, I made this topic for people to post those stupid but funny conversations. Post em, guys.
thats very funny, i dont save convos but once i pretended to be a chick in poland and some polish random asked me out to a motor show for next month, about a week later i said she died in a car accident.
I have some but the language is extreme, so I don't think I'll post them unless you guys really want to here this Rumbling poo.
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Pete Nattress Cheesy Bits img src/uploads/sccheesegif
Registered 23/09/2002
Points 4811
24th January, 2004 at 09:29:52 -
i enjoy similar conversations all the time trev. usually with drunken girls. here's one i'm having right now with my mate's girlfriend (actually inspired by this post):
Girl:
why the fuck does he like hate me
Me:
maybe it's because of cheese
Girl:
lol
Girl:
why is he so mad with me
Girl:
ask him please
Me:
he says it's because of the genital herpes he caught off your dog
Girl:
whats he say
Me:
he's not mad
Girl:
so why block me
Me:
he's just got a dildo shoved up his arse so typing is nigh-impossible
That conversation breaks the fucking no swearing rule, you goddamn hypocrite! Start practicing the preaching Pete, until then I am swearing til my hearts content.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
"Outshined" - SoundGarden
Pete Nattress Cheesy Bits img src/uploads/sccheesegif
Registered 23/09/2002
Points 4811
24th January, 2004 at 09:41:57 -
i didn't do any swearing. it was all "girl". and there's no anti swearing rule, just a swearing is frowned upon rule, and it hasn't even been instigated yet. so suck my clammy left buttcheek, beatch.
I would not want to go near your ass cheek... cos it is too close to your penis... cos they are both on your head.... cos you're an assface and a dickhead... in one super bundle.
Cool, so we can swear! HEY EVERYONE WE CAN SWEAR!!!!
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
Ok well, If you guys swear I'll put this mild one on.
me: Omg, chgeck this pic out
Other: ?
me: It's like another Goatse.cx
Other: fuck. i dont wanna see it...
Grazzum sends C:\My Documents\Graeme's Picture Gallery\bum.gif
Other: AH! WTF!
Sending of "bum.gif" to :[ "Other" :[ has failed.
me: lol
Other: thats fucking sick
me: Ypour fucking sic k
Other: at least im not growing that
me: Growing what? What's on his ass?
Other: its a fungus or infection of sorts
me: That's what you'll get on your cock if you don't stop slappng your giggle
Other: what?
me: The infection you fucking moron8-|
Other: +o(
me: oh yeah, and you might get it on your lips if you continue sucking dick
Other: im gonna block u now
me: why?
Other: ur comments get annoying and pointless
me: I'm sorry but my comments will someday prepare you to the amount of ridcule you'll get when i run away with your wife and brutally anal fuck her till she bleeds out of her eyes
Other: lol
me: YOu got anymore fish eating sfish?
Other: what?
me: YOu know like in your tank two years ago or something when you didn't clean up the fish pissshit and they ate each other and then it was like anarchy?
Other: lol, no, they all died from the tank getting to hot and they all boiled to death
me: MAn if I was one of the fish, UI'd have a fishy fuckfest b4 I died.
-Yeah, the rest is not something I want to share, thank you very much -
This is the result of two of my friends and I being turned loose on Instant Messenger at 3 in the morning. I'd post an age warning on this (14+ or so), but hell... you'd just read it anyway.
RampantMjolnir: i want your sweet sweet wetness
RampantMjolnir: on my jackhammer
Other: after getting head,
Other: that sounds so wrong.
Other: soooo wrong.
Other: its a good thing 'rampantmjolnir' doesnt look like my girlfriends sn
Other: haha
RampantMjolnir: why do you hate my head?
RampantMjolnir: does it not please you?
Other: O_o huh?
Other: wtf is this evan or some shit
RampantMjolnir: caress it... comfort it... LOVE it
Other: this is seriously not kirby
RampantMjolnir: YANGA!
Other: O_o
Other: YATTA
RampantMjolnir: i yatta tatta rattad your mom's wetness last night
Other: seriously who is this i know its not kirby
RampantMjolnir: wake up neo
RampantMjolnir: follow the pale lagamorph
Other: wtf
RampantMjolnir: waffle's too filling?
Other: you're on LSD
RampantMjolnir: level 10 endurance are achieved!
RampantMjolnir: are = aura*
Other: j00 4r3 s70n3d
RampantMjolnir: i hate rocks
RampantMjolnir: they are painful
RampantMjolnir: they sting
RampantMjolnir: like that sword that Flowdo has
Other: then sober up and identify yourself, swine!
RampantMjolnir: are you calling me fat?
Other: i'm calling you ignorant
RampantMjolnir: ouch
RampantMjolnir: that sounded personal
Other: ph33r
RampantMjolnir: for not even knowing me
Other: identify yourself!
Other: your word choice is inconsitent with otakusans
RampantMjolnir: command declined!
Other: hah you are of less technical skill than otaku!
RampantMjolnir: ph33r teh unknown
Other: a computer cannot decline a command, only report an illegal operation!
Other: ph33r m4i mu5hr00m s74mp
RampantMjolnir: i always order pizza without mushrooms
RampantMjolnir: there fungus, ya know?
Other: my mushroom is big.
RampantMjolnir: all of my fungi are more developed than yours
Other: d0 j00 ph33r t3h fun91?
Other: i k33l j00.
RampantMjolnir: including, but not limited too, athelte's foot......
Other: yawn
Other: wheres kirby
RampantMjolnir: i made him an offer he couldn't refuse
Other: and that was
RampantMjolnir: he's sleeping w/ the fishes
Other: awesome
Other: and you are?
RampantMjolnir: and what a sexy sexy tuna she is...
Other: oh my
RampantMjolnir: not a big fan of cats tho...
RampantMjolnir: mrs. tuna
Other: so you are who
Other: kirbys mom?
Other: kirbys girl?
RampantMjolnir: i believe all of the above would suffice
Other: kirbys 12 year old boy whore?
RampantMjolnir: altho you may want to add consort, lover, whore, etc
Other: interesting.
Other: and your name would be?
RampantMjolnir: not to mention excellent french chef
RampantMjolnir: my name is project 2501
RampantMjolnir: my mission
Other: *yawn*
Other: is to act just like wendy nutter!
RampantMjolnir: to protect all forms of life
RampantMjolnir: w/ your powers combined...
Other: see previous statement!
RampantMjolnir: i am the icecream man!
Other: god i know kirby from 8th grade who the hell are you
Other: and what are you doing online at 4.36 am
RampantMjolnir: well you answered the where part...
RampantMjolnir: learn your time conversions you fucktard
Other: fuck you
RampantMjolnir: cockbite
Other: GMT -10 has no daylight savings
Other: bite me, you 10pt text on a screen
RampantMjolnir: how dare you reduce me textual size representations
RampantMjolnir: puny mortal
Other: who the fuck are you
RampantMjolnir: i am
RampantMjolnir: BATMAN!
Other: -yawn-
Other: i am
RampantMjolnir: from the first movie
Other: going to sleep soon!
RampantMjolnir: not the gay other ones
RampantMjolnir: ill soon going to sleep on you!
Other: ah right bye now
RampantMjolnir: nevermind
RampantMjolnir: kekekekke
RampantMjolnir: ill be watching you my precious
Other: bish
RampantMjolnir: use the purple... well you know... tonight... it's my favorite
RampantMjolnir: the one w/ the racing strip
RampantMjolnir: stripe*
RampantMjolnir: my customers say the second video of yours is the best
Other: yawn.
Other: sleeping now.
Other: tell kirby hi when/if you see him.
One of the best MSN convo's i've ever seen was from one of my mates from uni possing on my MSN name after he crashed at place the morning after a big night.
I wish I kept the actual whole thing.
It was basically my uni mate posing as me chatting to another mate who was with us the night before, but left the pub before we did.
Basically my mate was asking me(my uni mate) what happened after he left. So i'm like well me and Burny (who is my uni mate who is posing as me on my MSN if you follow) were going to the dance floor and trying to hook up with chicks. And I end up hooking up with a 36 year single mother who was a bit of a cow.
And basically I go one from that story. Bessie her name was. We end up going back to her place for a bit of this and that. And I just happen to go into horrible detail.
And to this very day my mate who Burny had the conversation with in my behalf still thinks I hooked up and got action with a 36 year old single mother!
MUGGUS
Come and annoy me more at
www.muggus69.tk STOUT ANGER!!!
Heheh... I'd love to post some of the conversations I had over IRC, but I have this whole thing about privacy and all.
I've got thousands of logs in my old mIRC folder taken from the days when I practically controlled all the DALnet chans I was on (cept stubborn old #k&p and #teensex), but 90% of it is spam :|.
Disclaimer: Any sarcasm in my posts will not be mentioned as that would ruin the purpose. It is assumed that the reader is intelligent enough to tell the difference between what is sarcasm and what is not.
I just had this convop. weith a chick I never met and my name is Kenley...Not Luke
Here it is...
Natalie says:
hey luke
K-3-Way: like ewwwww pepsi is #1 says:
hey wuts up?
K-3-Way: like ewwwww pepsi is #1 says:
?
Natalie says:
how have u been it's been so long since
Natalie says:
well....u remember right?
Natalie says:
...
Natalie says:
u don't remember
K-3-Way: like ewwwww pepsi is #1 says:
ummm...acually.. no I don't remember
K-3-Way: like ewwwww pepsi is #1 says:
sorry
K-3-Way: like ewwwww pepsi is #1 says:
who are you?
Natalie says:
OMG!
Natalie says:
you bastard!
Natalie says:
IT'S ME NATALIE! I GAVE IT UP FOR YOU!
K-3-Way: like ewwwww pepsi is #1 says:
shit I was too drunk to remember baby!
Natalie says:
omigod
K-3-Way: like ewwwww pepsi is #1 says:
can I have yur pic...? I may help me
Natalie says:
your not luke
Natalie says:
omigod your not lukE!!!!!!!!!!
Natalie says:
OMIGOD
K-3-Way: like ewwwww pepsi is #1 says:
lmao
Natalie says:
I am SOOO sorry
K-3-Way: like ewwwww pepsi is #1 says:
ya yur right
K-3-Way: like ewwwww pepsi is #1 says:
lol
Natalie says:
omg
Natalie says:
I am SOOO sry
K-3-Way: like ewwwww pepsi is #1 says:
you added me I think
K-3-Way: like ewwwww pepsi is #1 says:
no problem
Natalie says:
omg ya I thought u were someone else
Natalie says:
I am SOO embarressed
Natalie says:
I am SOO sorry!
lol...enjoy!
"I have dreamed a dream... But now that dream is gone from me."
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